008 – Top 5 Drag Gnomes

This time our heroes discuss a series of disastrous dating dalliances, one of which includes climbing out of a toilet window and getting caught, we have a series of confessions to mull over from Lugless Douglas, a woman is put in a skip (and this time it’s personal) plus all the usual assorted geekery you’ve come to expect from this show. Finally we finish with an impromptu Kansas City Shuffle. What more could you want? Ok don’t answer that, just take a number and sit down in the waiting area.

Things we reference this time:

  • Yorkshire Tyke sends us the films they always watch repeatedly… both b&w classics: Night Of The Demon (1957) and Green For Danger (1946).
  • A series of hilarious confessions from Lugless Douglas are discussed at length.
  • Our heroes discuss the shock cancellation of Daredevil by Netflix and generally cry into their drinks.
  • Meanwhile Marvel TV supremo Jeff Loeb has been talking about new series for Loki and Scarlet Witch on Disney’s own streaming service.
  • Both our heroes loved both of the Captain Marvel trailers and can’t wait to see the film in March.
  • Both our heroes have been watching The Sinner from Netflix, we started with season 2 because we’re special like that. It’s so good though, watch it!
  • Dan mentions the character from The Fast Show who thought everything was rubbish!!! Clowns?!! Clowns?!!! Clowns are RUBBISH!!

Right that’s your lot, so as we say in Liverpool… just do one will ya! But before you do please remember to send us your thoughts, feelings, complaints, confessions or anything else to unattestedpod@gmail.com or use the anonymous form on the website.

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007 – Trouble Accepting A Gay Wizard

Roll up, roll up, it’s time for another Tales Of The Unattested! In episode 7 we dish out some Unattested couples counselling, we debate what film we’d like to live in, we scratch our heads at why people have trouble accepting a gay wizard, and we ask the hard hitting questions – should chips come with chips? It’s an age old dilemma. We also introduce the inaugural episode of Family Chatters (a podcast within a podcast), where Caz surreptitiously records her family having hilarious conversations, the opening topic is Instagram. Meanwhile on the geeky side we talk Venom, Crimes Of Grindelwald, Lucky Number Slevin and much more…

Things we reference this time:

  • Fab has become the “Columbo’s Wife” of this show. The character we always mention but nobody ever actually sees or hears from. Not sure where this leaves his actual IRL wife, apologies to Katy. Columbo’s Wife’s Wife?… (slowly steps away).
  • Caz watched: Crimes Of Grindelwald, CamΒ and The Patriot Act from Netflix (not The Patriot with Mel Gibson, please don’t mix them up).
  • Dan watched: Venom, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jon Oliver and got back into South Park. How is it still good after 20 something years?!
  • Both heroes watched the Channel 4 sitcom/drama The Bisexual which we highly recommend but damn they leave it on a cliffhanger. It better have a second series or we’ll be more angry than Alan Partridge was about not getting his second series. Smell our cheese you mother!!
  • Our heroes discuss the sad news that comics legend and all round super guy Stan Lee has died. A loss to the industry for sure but his legacy is stronger than ever. RIP Stan, we’ll miss you. Dan recommends Mutants, Monsters & Marvels, a 3 hour video where Stan chats to Kevin Smith about how it all began.
  • Dan also finished reading the book Saving Primate Geoffrey by Michael Boyton (Not Bolton thank god) which is set in the wonderful universe of Professor Elemental. He has now passed it to Caz to read before they discuss it.
  • Our heroes sign off this show about to watch the 2006 film Lucky Number Slevin which has an epic cast and Dan is rather in love with. Thoughts on that next time.

  • Then… dun dun dun!! Just like a Marvel movie there’s a whole other secret podcast embedded at the end… we give you… Family Chatters! Today’s topic is Instagram… or more accurately, how to post to Instagram.

Right that’s your lot, so as we say in Liverpool… just do one will ya! But before you do please remember to send us your thoughts, feelings, complaints, confessions or anything else to unattestedpod@gmail.com or use the anonymous form on the website.

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006 – You’re Gonna Need A Rubber Shark

It’s that time again (checks watch) yeah it’s been about 2 weeks so we are back. Much like the “Guerillas Of Soul” (AKA The Commitments) we strike unannounced and then fade back into the night. On this show we discuss: The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina, 3 chickens who escaped and walked into a bar (put you own punchline in there), Mr Robot, whether we would destroy the global financial system given a chance, Ray Donovan, crappy half arsed “immersive” film screenings and a whole lot more. Enjoy it!

Things we reference:

    • Both of heroes watched and very much loved The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina in it’s entirety. It is NOT a kids show, watch it.
    • John Constantine IS a Scouser, he was created by Alan Moore during Saga Of The Swamp Thing and his look was modelled on Sting believe it or not. Sadly though Dan was wrong, actor Matt Ryan is from Swansea, that might explain the wonky accent at times.
    • Dan tips his hat in the direction of Greg Berlanti and the Berlanti-verse as nobody is calling it. He is the man behind Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, Legends Of Tomorrow, Riverdale and now Sabrina too. He’s a busy guy.
    • Caz is finally watching Mr Robot and enjoying it very much so far, it’s a really good show but Dan cautions us that it goes downhill a bit after season 1. Still good but doesn’t maintain that high level quite so much.
    • Dan is watching Ray Donovan which has just started up again with season 6. Such a brilliant show, we encourage you to try it!
    • Fab writes a rant to tell us why he doesn’t like Marvel films, we agree that they are a bit overly long but then disagree with almost everything else he says lol.
    • Both our heroes went to a pretty disastrous screening of Moulin Rouge recently. The only thing immersive about it was the fucking price of the ticket! Get a rubber shark or get off our lawn! We don’t bargain pumpkin fucker!
    • Dan has been learning some new songs and is currently addicted to The Gambler by Kenny Rogers for lest we forget people “you gotta know when to hold em… know when to fold em…” and so on and so forth.
    • Our heroes have made a pact to watch The Expanse because people keep recommending it.
    • Dan also bought a copy of the new book Saving Primate Geoffrey by Michael Boyton (Not Bolton thank god) which is set in the wonderful universe of Professor Elemental.
A photo of the book Saving Primate Geoffrey by Michael Boyton
We recommend this book!

Right that’s your lot, so as we say in Liverpool… just do one will ya! But before you do please remember to send us your thoughts, feelings, complaints, confessions or anything else to unattestedpod@gmail.com or use the anonymous form on the website.

Now get out of our shop! ….and please come again πŸ˜‰