005 – Number 5 Is Alive!!

Greetings and welcome back to Tales Of The Unattested. In this episode our erstwhile heroes discuss a plethora of topics and air a couple of listener confessions. What would it be like in prison? Dan is pretty convinced Oz was a documentary. Caz outshines her sidekick (as usual) with a story of escapism and ill advised marshmallow binge-ing in the back of a lorry at age 3 or 4… the police were scrambled, the marshmallows were not. Plus on the menu we have dune bashing, flights of whiskey and hallucinogenic raindeer piss. So if all madness sounds like your cup of tea you’ve come to the right place. Step into our office and mind your head on the door ๐Ÿ™‚

Things we reference:

Pitcure of the robot Johnny 5 from short circuit
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    • The 1986 film Short Circuit, featuring the incomparable talents ofย  Johnny 5. For lest we forget good listener, “johnny 5 is alive!”.
    • Caz is watching Gotham and loving it, she wants Penguin to win which seems fair enough but both of heroes hate Fish Mooney. Seriously, can she stay dead please? Thx.
    • Dan watched all of Iron Fist Season 2 and has mixed feelings about it but does rate the last episode as worth a watch on it’s own. Skip the rest, you’ll never get that time back.
    • Caz is a mad queen… sorry I mean mad Queen fan (misread the script there) and loved the new film Bohemian Rhapsody.
    • Dan recommends Mister Miracle by Jack Kirby as a great but little known DC character. He’s the ultimate escapologist.
    • Both our heroes are going to watch Daredevil Season 3 (come on the Punisher is in it) and report back.ย  Matt seems very angry in this one and possibly needs a hug. Kingpin is amazing but we already knew that.

Keep dancing people, dance like nobody is watching, you beautiful maniac you.

Now get out of our shop! ….and please come again ๐Ÿ˜‰

004 – Blankety Bat… Wang!

In this episode Dan and Caz discuss Reg The Exterminator, Caz is apprehensive about the new Doctor (Who), Dan gets overexcited about Batman’s wang and our heroes spend a loooong time discussing that one. No pun intended. There is also talk of Iron Fist-ing. Basically it’s the dirtiest show we’ve done by far so don’t listen to this one with the kids OK? Good. We’ve sent them to sit in a cold shower and think about what they’ve done, we’re sorry… but not really ๐Ÿ˜‰

Things we reference:

Keep dancing people, dance like nobody is watching, you beautiful maniac you.

Now get out of our shop! ….and please come again ๐Ÿ˜‰

003 – Dude Where’s My Batmobile?

Just when you thought it was safe… here we come again, albeit after a little 17 day break. We’ve been busy OK and we make no apologies for that, but we did miss you… especially you in the red shirt… you know who you are… call us ๐Ÿ˜‰ In this episode we discuss the many inconsistencies of the Marvel movie franchise, sabotaging other people’s motorbikes, how to stop a skateboard with your face, why Batman would never misplace his car and much much more. Enjoy!

Things we reference:

  • Fab wrote to tell us how he relates to Nick Sax from Happy! which is on Netflix, great series, well worth a watch.
  • Dan mentioned The Commitments, Howard Marks, JLA: Rock Of Ages by Grant Morrison and more. Seriously check out his other work such as Arkham Asylum and Doom Patrol to name just two, the dude is a genius.
  • Caz is watching ALL the Marvel movies in order and wonders about the lack of female directors?!
  • Dan suggests Punisher: War Zone by Lexi Alexander as a female directed Marvel film. Dan wrongly said Lexi was half Israeli… she’s half Arabic… soooo… nothing contentious about that hey?
  • The Charles Bronson film series neither of our heroes could remember is Death Wish of course!
  • Dan & Caz’s guilty TV pleasure is Insatiable from Netflix, it’s really good and very sexy, but it’s OK as the actress playing Patty is 25, much to Dan’s relief.
  • You can see everything Dan is watching on his Trakt.tv profile page.
  • Caz is learning to skateboard and needs some body armour like this.
  • Dan can’t rap but he does love Hip Hop! Like the following track…

Keep dancing people, dance like nobody is watching, you beautiful maniac you.

Now get out of our shop! ….and please come again ๐Ÿ˜‰